Grandpa matched with some ‘hottie cougar’ on Tinder, said they had a great conversation about his kids, her kids, going to salsa night together at the JCC one of these Thursdays, but the poor guy has dementia, forgot that you’re not supposed to delete the people you want to talk to. Out of the kindness of my heart, I bought him the unlimited subscription, so he can swipe away all day until he finds her again. It’s been six months and he refuses to let me see him on Thursdays.