What my cats do when I'm not around.

A desktop background you are welcome to steal.

A picture of a cat, being grateful.

Lord, I would like to be ready for the unexpected, for battles we know are coming but not the wild their might contains, I wish to be...

Let’s go forward in time to a blank page brimming with possibility, so instead of using my words I catch you off guard by folding the...

A poem. Click to read.

The following is a passage (hence more than one sentence, so sue me for a misleading title if you must) from David Foster Wallace’s The...

Fiction isn't real in the same way that a biography is real or the news is real (or so we hope). Nonfiction portrays real events, real...

Let me try this again. My name is Ralph Northam, I am the Democratic Governor of Virginia, my wife dims the shine of my star by...

*This post is dedicated to Lynna Williams, who introduced me to this essay during my time at Emory University. Her teachings carry on....

Numbers are powerful decision-making tools, but they can lead your company to abandon core principles and tell the wrong story. The NBA...

It's obvious that engaging in activities outside of writing can make you a better writer, such as how a trip to a new place can open your...

You don't have to be a starving artist while earning your Master of Fine Arts (MFA) in creative writing. A great option is to teach...

We promised you a 100,000 seat stadium. We promised you seven home games and Big Stenography Conference glory. We promised you five-star...

This is an original piece published by McSweeney's Internet Tendency. It's about the disrespect major Jewish holidays still receive from...

Humans, it’s us, The Galactic Empire, today represented by me, First Officer of The Fifth Battalion’s Second Messenger Brigade Hoohan...

It’s not every day that a UFO lands in your backyard and aliens ask you to give birth to a creature that will grow up to destroy your...

My name is Kevin Hulk. Some of my friends call me White Heavy. Obviously, my friends are a creative bunch, so I thought I could trust...