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I, Ralph Northam, am Delighted by the Progress of My Blackface Scandal
Let me try this again. My name is Ralph Northam, I am the Democratic Governor of Virginia, my wife dims the shine of my star by...
Feb 11, 20194 min read
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The University of Alaphama Would Like to Admit to Its Fake Football Team Scandal
We promised you a 100,000 seat stadium. We promised you seven home games and Big Stenography Conference glory. We promised you five-star...
Sep 29, 20183 min read
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SORRY, BUT ONCE AGAIN WE’VE SCHEDULED A MEETING ON YOUR JEWISH HOLIDAY
This is an original piece published by McSweeney's Internet Tendency. It's about the disrespect major Jewish holidays still receive from...
Sep 21, 20181 min read
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Please Excuse Us, The Galactic Empire, While We Destroy Planets You Never Think About
Humans, it’s us, The Galactic Empire, today represented by me, First Officer of The Fifth Battalion’s Second Messenger Brigade Hoohan...
Sep 18, 20183 min read
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Yes, It’s Me, The Mother of Zarnod: Destroyer of Worlds
It’s not every day that a UFO lands in your backyard and aliens ask you to give birth to a creature that will grow up to destroy your...
Sep 6, 20184 min read
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My Novel Has Many Twists and Turns Because My Novel is a Spiral Slide
My name is Kevin Hulk. Some of my friends call me White Heavy. Obviously, my friends are a creative bunch, so I thought I could trust...
Sep 5, 20184 min read
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