It happens nothing like this: Explosions! A Flipnautical Hydracord from Zarphon-T rampages across the burning city, taking special care to murder the children last, to give them a chance to live as full a life as possible when they’re doomed to die within the span of sixty minutes of apocalyptic destruction. Then the Flipnautical Hydracord kills herself by ripping out her own throat, so she dies without a whimper, like a brave soldier staring down death, who doesn’t flinch, who doesn’t know that death is something she should scream at.